OH THE DEVESTATION!

Yes... well, ever since I have been 25 every year about this time my life goes into crisis. I'll never forget that day....... the day I so much dreaded! I was standing in front of the mirror, just looking at my self with distaste. Just standing there gazing at the very pregnant mother of 2 and 8/9 children now 25 year old me! A quarter of a century!! How much older can you get?!?! Blah! That is when I officially became OLD!!!! I cried. Yes, I cried as I gazed at the reflection, old and decrepit. Desperately trying to grasp each second and not let it slip away to continue me on to OLD AGE! Aww, but it's futile as we all know! I cried for 3 birthdays in a row! 25........26............27!!!! And while I haven't cried for the past 2 years, the crisis still remains the same. I think maybe I've just come to accept my fate.
As a child there were not many things that I paid attention to, especially consequences! I really wasn't one to think ahead, but just live in my blissful lala land. Aging, however, was one of the few things that I did notice. I could see that it was something I never wanted. Even as a child I never wanted to grow up! So as other children sat and wished they were adults so that they could do all the grown up things, I was singing a different Tune! Thus here I am today....... Still just a toys r us kid trapped in an even more adult than I was yesterday mother of 4 body! Well I guess I better go rub my wrinkle cream on and have a nice warm glass of milk before bed. Does any one have recommendations for depends?