Duh! In a Big Red Truck!

Alright there are little things here and there that stick with a person and make them who they are? Does that make me blonde? No! However, this is a joke that I heard in High School and would repeat the punch line often at appropriate times. I still to this day every now and then repeat the punch line, but the unfortunate thing is that unless you've been with me since High School, you have no idea what I'm talking about and then I just look like a big idiot! Hey what can I say? There's some logic to my idiocy somewhere..... you just need some background. While this joke, as most other blonde jokes, is only somewhat funny the punch line has served me well. Alright enough intro, on with the joke!
-K- so there's this Blonde and she gets home and sees that her house is on fire. She panics and runs over to her neighbors house pounds on the door and exclaims (make sure you get the valley voice here!) MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE CAN I USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL 911? "Sure" they say and let her in. She calls 911 and repeats MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE I NEED YOU TO HURRY AND COME PUT IT OUT!! The 911 operator says "Ok calm down Miss, I just need you to tell me; how do we get there?"
(VALLEY VOICE) Duh! In a big red truck!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA! Wasn't that funny! Ok. I know! Just a little background alright! ;)
Here's my favorite one and then I promise I'll stop!
A blonde was driving one day A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field sitting in a row boat rowing. This made the other blonde really mad! She stopped her car and angrily jumped out and yelled,
"It's DUMB blondes like you that make us SMART blondes look bad! If I could swim I'd come out there and beat the crap out of you!" HAHAHA! My dear blonde friends you know I love you! ;)